Life in the I.T Industry

A typical Team leader





Manager hunting for a new Resource





Team Work! Together we fall, together we rise





Performance review with manager





What can I say…… A typical onsite Client!





Developer after a bug is found in code!





Overtime at Office!





Applying for Leave

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What True Love Means

(A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on? It’s bugging me.



In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.

Author: Unknown

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Love story of a young man

I used to be like this?

        

I met a gal?

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she was like this... 

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Together, we were like this ?

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I gave her gifts  like this?

When she accepted my proposal, I was like this?

I used to talk to her all night like this

          

and at office used to do this... 









When my friends saw my gal friend, they stared like this?




          
and I used to react like this?


BUT on Valentine Day, she gave red roses to someone else like this?









AND, I was like this?









Which later led to this.

I felt like doing this...

I started doing this

And this

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The Success of a Marriage !!

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known 'happy going marriage'.

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"


Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:  "We ha been to Simla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!!


I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?"


She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"


Husband: "That's it.. We are happy ever after."

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Mail sent by Narayan Murthy to all Infosys staff

Dear Friendz !!!!!!!!!!

Good one..thought sharing with you all.





Email from the boss

Mail sent by Narayan Murthy to all Infosys staff:

Hi,

It’s half past 8 in the office but the lights are still on… PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing… And who’s at work? Most of them ??? Take a closer look…

All or most specimens are ?? Something male species of the human race…

Look closer… again all or most of them are bachelors…

And why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!! Any guesses??? Let’s ask one of them… Here’s what he says… ‘What’s there 2 do after going home…Here we get to surf, AC, phone, food, coffee that is why I am working late…Importantly no bossssssss!!!!!!!!!!!’

This is the scene in most research centers and software companies and other off-shore offices.

Bachelors ‘Passing-Time’ during late hours in the office just bcoz they say they’ve nothing else to do… Now what r the consequences…

‘Working’ (for the record only) late hours soon becomes part of the institute or company culture.

With bosses more than eager to provide support to those ‘working’ late in the form of taxi vouchers, food vouchers and of course good feedback, (oh, he’s a hard worker….. goes home only to change..!!). They aren’t helping things too…

To hell with bosses who don’t understand the difference between ‘sitting’ late and ‘working’ late!!!

Very soon, the boss start expecting all employees to put in extra working hours.

So, My dear Bachelors let me tell you, life changes when u get married and start having a family… office is no longer a priority, family is… and That’s when the problem starts… b’coz u start having commitments at home too.

For your boss, the earlier ‘hardworking’ guy suddenly seems to become a ‘early leaver’ even if u leave an hour after regular time… after doing the same amount of work.

People leaving on time after doing their tasks for the day are labelled as work-shirkers…

Girls who thankfully always (its changing nowadays… though) leave on time are labelled as ‘not up to it’. All the while, the bachelors pat their own backs and carry on ‘working’ not realizing that they r spoiling the work culture at their own place and never realize that they would have to regret at one point of time.

So what’s the moral of the story??

* Very clear, LEAVE ON TIME!!!
* Never put in extra time ‘ unless really needed ‘
* Don’t stay back unnecessarily and spoil your company work culture which will in turn cause inconvenience to you and your colleagues.

There are hundred other things to do in the evening..

Learn music…..

Learn a foreign language…

Try a sport… TT, cricket………..

Importantly,get a girl friend or boy friend, take him/her around town…

* And for heaven’s sake, net cafe rates have dropped to an all-time low (plus, no fire-walls) and try cooking for a change.

Take a tip from the Smirnoff ad: *’Life’s calling, where are you??’*

Please pass on this message to all those colleagues and please do it before leaving time, don’t stay back till midnight to forward this!!!

IT’S A TYPICAL INDIAN MENTALITY THAT WORKING FOR LONG HOURS MEANS VERY HARD WORKING & 100% COMMITMENT ETC.

PEOPLE WHO REGULARLY SIT LATE IN THE OFFICE DON’T KNOW TO MANAGE THEIR TIME. SIMPLE !

Regards,
NARAYAN MURTHY.




About NARAYAN MURTHY:





N. R. Narayana Murthy is the Founder-Chairman of Infosys, a global software consulting company headquartered in Bangalore, India. He founded Infosys in 1981. Under his leadership, Infosys was listed on NASDAQ in 1999.

Mr. Murthy articulated, designed and implemented the Global Delivery Model which has become the foundation for the huge success in IT services outsourcing from India. He has led key corporate governance initiatives in India. He is an IT advisor to several Asian countries.

He serves on the boards of HSBC, Ford Foundation and the UN Foundation. He served as a member of the Unilever board between 2007 and 2010. He also serves on the boards of Wharton School; Indian School of Business, Hyderabad; Rhodes Trust, and International Institute of Information Technology, Bangalore.

The Economist ranked Narayana Murthy among the ten most-admired global business leaders in 2005. He topped the Economic Times list of India’s most powerful CEOs for three consecutive years: 2004 to 2006. He has been awarded the Padma Vibhushan by the Government of India, the Légion d’honneur by the Government of France, and the CBE by the British government. He is the first Indian winner of the Ernst & Young World Entrepreneur Of The Year award and the Max Schmidheiny Liberty prize, and has appeared in the rankings of businessmen and innovators published by India Today, Business Standard, Forbes, BusinessWeek, Time, CNN, Fortune, and Financial Times. He is a Fellow of the Indian National Academy of Engineering and a foreign member of the US National Academy of Engineering.

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Newton plays Hide n Seek

Here is one real Technical PJ.....it can't get better than this.....!! (Warning: Non-Science folks may not enjoy this one so much)


Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek


Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den......... ..He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching... ..


Everyone starts hiding except Newton...... ...


Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.


Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97, 98,99.... .100..... ... He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front....... .


Einstein says "newton's out..newton' s out....."
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Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton...... "


All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.



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His proof:

Newton says:

"I am standing in a square of area 1m squared.....

That makes me Newton per meter squared..... .

Since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......!

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Both sides...

Because of your absense...

...I'm incomplete
...I'm insecure
...I'm scared
...I'm vulnerable
...I'm sad
...I'm lonely
...I'm crying

For you...

...I'll be a better man
...I'll share everything I have
...I'll care about everything
...I'll accept your flaws
...I'll enjoy what you have
...I'll tell you that I love you and will mean it everytime
...I'll smile and laugh

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My Life is Possible...

you make sun rise possible cause you wake up and open your eyes.

 you make birds chirping possible cause you walk in the garden.

you make wind blowing possible with your beautiful hairs.

you make make angel flying possible because you are the wings.

you make honey possible for bee cause you are the sweetest.

you make star twinkling cause you are the star of everybody's eyes.

you give true meaning of love cause you are the queen of roses.

you make heart beat possible cause you live in their.

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Trick!

Read the sign out loud!

Now read it very very slowly for yourself??

Did you find out the trick? Respond in comments

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Why should we SMILE more often

• Smile shows friendship
• Smile makes new friends
• Smile makes other people's day brighter
• Smile improves your day
• Smile looks better than a frown
• Smile puts others at ease
• Smile always enjoyable to give and receive
• Smile leaves favorable impressions
• Smile makes you look happy, confident, and self-assured
• Smile could be the start of a lifetime relationship!

But please don't forget to brush your teeth.

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Access Facebook on mobile without GPRS connection , Yes Really!

You are in some very remote place. There are no cyber cafes around. You can’t even access net on your mobile, because it doesn’t have GPRS connection. But, you are dying to check your Facebook account. You wish there was some magic which would let you do so. Well, someone has responded to your wish.

U2opia has tied up with India’s leading telecom service provider Airtel to offer these services. Airtel users can dial *325# or *fbk# on non-qwerty mobile phones to access facebook on their mobile. Users are allowed to update their status through this service for free. But, for full feature application, which enables viewing news feeds, commenting on or liking news feed stories, posting on friends’ walls, confirming friend requests, viewing notifications and finding as well as adding friends, Airtel will charge Rs. 1 per day.

USSD is a session-based communication, this requires no internet connection, browser, GPRS etc. It functions somewhat like a menu-based browser. Airtel claim sthat this technology is unique to GSM, and is a built-in way to transmit data over signal channels. Airtel’s USSD solution is based on Fonetwish, developed by U2opia Mobile social and mobile application provider.

Finally, i used the service to update my status update and here is the screenshot of the update, It says via Facebook by Fonetwish.






The new Facebook USSD service by Airtel is the world’s first time and it do have some problems while operating. I hope Airtel will fix all and make it really a good service in the future. And for those who are worried about the security, if you are trusting the private phone calls and text messages you sending, then you must trust this service too. What you waiting for? Give it a try and share your experience as comments. Thank you for reading.

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