If animals have Facebook..... these are most likely to be their Status Updates..!!!
COCKROACH: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!"
Cat: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember"
Mosquito: "I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking"
Another Mosquito : a big fat lady is going to hit me with "HIT"...
But i can't do anything becoz my blood group is same as that of her..
Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! "
Goat : "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon"
Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC"
Octopus: I have just refilled my ink..horray!!
Mouse: i have cheeze...
But i wants to eat cheeze with a large pack of vodka...LOLzzz...
Dog: waiting for my owner to pick up..
time for saloon...
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